Christopher
After five attempts to write this Christopher finally came to understand why there are people that are specifically paid to write summaries. They've developed a deep respect for those few brave souls that take on the task of writing bios that make the persons being summarized look good. After hours of agony, holding family and friends hostage, and a small breakdown Christopher has admitted defeat. Thusly, the biography will read only:
A long time hobby writer who has no control over devolving into side stories without warning.